Just call me "Nona"

Apparently I am an old European woman. Very old.

Not only do I have a bunion (here I just thought my right foot was wider than the left - don't laugh, if you saw my fat little duck feet, you'd understand!) and an unsightly, particularly long hair that grows out of my cheek, I have also started growing 3 or 4 equally unsightly extra-long hairs out of my chin. Lovely. Seriously. Hello tweezers, you're my new best friends. And we're just going to ignore the little downy stuff on my lip.


35, I thought we were going to get along. How could you betray me like this??

Fortunately, when I take myself out from under the microscope, I'm not half as hideous as all that sounds (please see photo at right - thank you). And let's not forget I've lost 14 pounds since December. Gotta focus on the positive, after all.

Now get off my lawn.